Thursday, April 3, 2014

On a pin and a prayer

I was rudely awakened at 6am this morning by a whinging 5 year old wanting his confiscated DS.

On and on and on it went. Normally I would just give in but he had been such a little sh*t the day before that my resolve was holding firm.

'Go downstairs and watch Netflix' I muttered from under the duvet.

*WAIL* 'But I want the DS! Why can't I have the DS?! You're a mean mummy'

'I'll be a lot meaner if you don't stop whinging and go downstairs now'

To my disbelief he actually went. Whinging and thumping all the way down.

Over the next half hour I could hear extended periods of wailing, followed by silence, followed by even louder wailing.

I wouldn't recommend it as an alarm call.

A little while later he arrived exasperated by my bedside.

'Urgh! Netflix needs a pin number and you're not coming, so I had to do lots of boring PRAYING instead!'

*Flops down in holy exhaustion*

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