Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Dear So and So. . .

Dear So and So...

Dear School,

I know I have failed you. And yes I remember all those promises I made last year. This year will be different. I promise.

Yours hopefully,
The Parent


Dear Child No. 1,

Just eat it.

Your exasperated Cook and Mother.


Dear Child No. 2,

I'm not sure what's wrong with you these days darling. Just quit the whinging ok?

Your ever loving Mother.


Dear Child No. 3,

Put it down. Now.

The Boss.


Dear House,

It's ok, they're going back now. There's no need to be scared anymore. And I promise I will clean you the minute they are out the door.

It's been a while.

Yours slovenly,
Lady with the keys.

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